个性莽撞的玫瑰仙子（孙俪 饰）渴望能够像紫霞仙子一样找到一世珍爱，春暖于是从日月神灯前盗取那把曾见证旷古爱恋的紫青宝剑来到凡间，春暖希望找到能拔剑出鞘的真命天子。山贼清一色（郑中基 饰）只想本本份份做个山贼，不料却拔出玫瑰仙子的紫青宝剑，之后俩人又意外通过越光宝盒穿越时空，亲历赤壁之战。在穿越的日子里，玫瑰仙子对于拔剑出鞘的清一色百般示爱，而一心想重新踏上穿越时空之路的清一色却对玫瑰仙子只是假意奉承，在利用玫瑰仙子从曹操（郭德纲 饰）手里夺回越光宝盒之后，他毅然弃玫瑰仙子于不顾，独自回到曾经。然而再次偶到玫瑰仙子之时，清一色却发现有一份爱早已在自己的心头生根发芽……本片借经典影片《月光宝盒》之东风，58位明星倾情加盟，并重新演绎近年来多部影片中的精彩片段，“笑果”非比寻常。
回复 :书生宁采臣（陈星旭 饰）进京赶考，在某日深夜为了躲雨而进入了废弃的兰若寺，哪知道在这里竟然遇到了一位绝世美女聂小倩（李凯馨 饰），不仅如此，聂小倩还非常主动的对宁采臣投怀送抱。原来，聂小倩是一名女鬼，专门替她的主人黑山老妖（徐少强 饰）勾引男人，让黑山老妖可以吸食他们的精气。然而，无论聂小倩如何像宁采臣搔首弄姿，后者都不为所动，头一次见到如此正直之人，聂小倩心动了。当宁采臣知道了聂小倩的真实身份之后，决定和驱魔道士燕赤霞（元华 饰）联手，将聂小倩从黑山老妖的掌控之下解救出来。
回复 :Young Jim Hawkins, while running the Benbow Inn with his mother, meets Captain Billy Bones, who dies at the inn while it is besieged by buccaneers led by Blind Pew. Jim and his mother fight off the attackers and discover Billy Bones' treasure map for which the buccaneers had come. Jim agrees to sail on the Hispaniola with Squire Trelawney and Dr. Livesey to find the treasure on a mysterious island. Upon arriving at the island, ship's cook and scalawag Long John Silver leads a mutiny of crew members who want the treasure for themselves. Jim helps the Squire and Hispaniola officers to survive the mutiny and fight back against Silver's men, who have taken over the Hispaniola.
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回复 :Cas Brown is about to marry for the second time; his first marriage, to Isabel, was annulled. But when he discovers that Isabel just had their baby, Cas kidnaps the infant to keep her from being adopted. Isabel's parents hunt for the child and discover that Cas and Isabel are still hopelessly in love. Written by www.2kyb.com
