啄木鸟（曾志伟 饰）和甘油条（陈友 饰）是同事兼好友，两人相识多年，默契十足，感情十分要好。某日，在执行追捕黑帮大佬阿成（沈微 饰）的过程中，两人结识了警花吉吉（古嘉露 饰），三人结成搭档。于是，在啄木鸟和甘油条之间，一场异常激烈的撩妹比赛拉开了序幕。虽然啄木鸟能说会道十分神气，但甘油条似乎更加喜欢内向腼腆的甘油条。阿成绑架了啄木鸟和甘油条的好友花利文（陈百祥 饰），想要以他的性命威胁两人，换取自由。啄木鸟和甘油条自然为了救出好友而火速前往现场，面对残暴的阿成，两人能够顺利的救出花利文吗？
谢天笑
回复 :Third battle of Panipat which took place on 14 January 1761.Between Marathas and King of Afghanistan, Ahmad Shah Abdali.
娇娇
回复 :一家之主昏迷30年后醒来，而她的古怪家人拼命地重塑过去的岁月，好不让她察觉时光早已过去很久……
小河
回复 :Celestine, the chambermaid, has a new job in the country, at the Lanlaires. She has decided to use her beauty to seduce a wealthy man. But Mr Lanlaire is not a right choice all the house is firmly controlled by Mme Lanlaire, helped by the strange valet Joseph. Then she tries the neighbour, ex-officer Mauger. This seems to work. But soon the son of the Lanlaires comes back. He is young, attractive, and does not share his mother's anti-republicans opinions. So Celestine's beauty attracts Captain Mauger, young Georges Lanlaire, and also Joseph. Three men, from three different social classes, with three different conceptions of life. Will Celestine be able to convince Georges of her sincerity Will sinister and inflexible Joseph let his views upon Celestine be ruined A quite disillusioned depiction of humanity.
