富家子弟周通（许冠杰 饰）武功高强，亚洲到处仗势凌人，亚洲其妹妹周吉（吴君如 饰）也十分无理取闹。他们的母亲太君（许冠英 饰）一直想他们定性并能够成家立室。可是在周吉的新婚之夜，夫君林嘉声（黄百鸣 饰）忍受不了周吉而逃走了。自此，太君便茶饭不思，周通于是为母亲办寿筵冲喜，更想请 著名魔术师大围高栢飞（张国荣 饰）助兴。与此同时白雪仙（关之琳 饰）乔装出来逛花市，与高栢飞一见钟情。白父（吴孟达 饰）得知事情后以为女儿已怀孕，便找到高柏飞提亲，却误以为周通就是高栢飞。当周通见过白雪仙之后，便誓要得到美人。母夜叉（毛舜筠 饰）从逃难的高栢飞与雪仙口中得知了他们的遭遇后，便假扮新娘教训周通。周吉的丈夫林嘉声成为了状元，周吉想与夫君和好，却遭到了林嘉声拒绝……
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