富商施头（王青 饰）其貌不扬，匹诺在某次名流聚会上被美女Lychee（利智 饰）戏弄，匹诺怀恨在心，并扬言报复。偶然机会，施头遇见来自大陆的前进发（周润发 饰）、高佬伟（曾志伟 饰）和傻鸡（成奎安 饰）。他灵机一动，希望让前进发假扮贵公子勾引Lychee，并请出仪表教练Anita（梅艳芳 饰）对其进行贵族礼仪训练。苦于在香港不见出头之日，三人一口应承下来。经过一段时间的魔鬼训练，前进发在随后举行的印度弱智儿童基金晚宴上大出风头，将Lychee在内的一干美女迷得神魂颠倒，甚至连亲手将其调教出来的Anita也不能自已……
回复 :1999年，澳门回归中国前。澳门司警马振成（杜汶泽饰）因惹上是非遭停职，警察生涯即将终结。马振成与伙计仍然夜蒲，盲打误撞遇上一名神秘少女张碧欣（梁洛施饰）。张碧欣随之跟着马振成回家，醉酒醒来的马振成以为自己与对方有了一夜情，再加上碧欣声称是他与初恋情人分手后生下的女儿，更加令马振成错愕不已。 碧欣因欠租数月以致无家可归，其心爱的狗狗伊莎贝拉亦被无良业主赶走，下落不明。身为父亲的马振成希望能弥补以往的责任，其后碧欣坚决要与马振成同住，令一向放浪的马振成生活顿起变化。 为求自保，马振成企图以身犯险令自己得以脱罪，他的好友杜Sir（黄秋生饰）亦屡劝无效。张碧欣欢欣鼓舞地准备与父亲落草，对着同校男生也难掩得意之色。然而渐渐地马振成从张碧欣身上，体会到什么是责任。
回复 :因为一场事故，年轻人、老人、富人、穷人……原本不相干的一帮华沙人的命运，在关键的11 分钟内，被联系到了一起。从此，他们的人生轨迹改变。
曹沁芳
回复 :Whenever I see La Paura I think of it as a companion piece to Eyes Wide Shut, or maybe it is the other way around. Adultery makes both films tick but in different ways. I think Phillip French was right on the money when he pointed out a Wizard of Oz thing in Kubrick's last work. Like Dorothy, Tom and Nicole go through fantasies and nightmares and at the end Dorothy's reassuring childish motto "there's no place like home" is ironically updated to the adult circumstantial adage "there's no sex like marital sex". Kubrick's take is intellectual, he never leaves the world of ideas to touch the ground. He taunts the audience first with an erotic movie and then with a thriller and refuses to deliver either of them. He was married to his third wife for 40 years, until he died. Rossellini was still married to Ingrid Bergman when he directed La Paura; they had been adulterous lovers and their infidelity widely criticized La Paura is a tale, a noirish one. The noir intrigue is solved and the tale has a happy ending. The city is noir; the country is tale, the territory where childhood is possible. The transition is operated in the most regular way: by car, a long-held shot taken from the front of the car as it rides into the road, as if we were entering a different dimension. Irene (Bergman) starts the movie: we just see a dark city landscape but her voice-over narration tells us of her angst and informs us that the story is a flashback, hers. Bergman's been cheating on her husband. At first guilt is just psychological torture but soon expands into economic blackmail and then grows into something else. From beginning to end the movie focuses on what Bergman feels, every other character is there to make her feel something. Only when the director gives away the plot before the main character can find out does he want us to feel something Bergman still can't. When she finds out, we have already experienced the warped mechanics of the situation and we may focus once again on the emotional impact it has on Bergman's Irene. In La Paura treasons are not imagined but real, nightmares are deliberate and the couple's venom suppurates in bitter ways. Needless to say, Ingrid has another of her rough rides in the movies but Rossellini doesn't dare put her away as he did in Europa 51, nor does he abandon her to the inscrutable impassivity of nature (Stromboli). His gift is less transcendent and fragile than the conclusion of Viaggio in Italia. He just gives his wife as much of a fairy tale ending as a real woman can have, a human landscape where she can finally feel at home. Back to the country, a half lit interior scene where shadows suggest the comfort of sleep. After all, it's the "fairy godmother" who speaks the last words in the movie.
