有感于眼下一代年轻人不求上进、视频没有责任感，视频有资本家与数位专家决定展开一个实验，看能否用爱情激发年青人的进取之心。牛仔裤店员吴晓辉（谭咏麟 饰）堪称是无追求青年的代表，他整日和一班朋友勾女，毫无上进心，于是成为了实验对象，而担任“爱情机器”给予吴晓辉爱情体验的则是大学助教JoJo（林青霞 饰）。经由一次状况百出、经过安排的“英雄救美”事件，吴晓辉进入了JoJo的爱情剧本，而后者身处大学的职业亦激发了吴晓辉的自卑感，从而埋头苦修日语，期盼能够与JoJo般配。入戏太深的吴晓辉在爱情中无法自拔，当他知晓事情真相后决定义无返顾的追求爱情……
李泽坚
回复 :黎巴嫩贝鲁特，从天而降的白头神探弗兰克•卓本中尉（莱斯利•尼尔森 Leslie Nielsen 饰）将一群阴谋破坏美国安定团结的阿拉伯极端分子痛揍，但返回洛杉矶的弗兰克并未得到嘉奖，因为新的案件在等待着他：同事诺德伯格因调查贩毒案被重伤，时值伊丽莎白女王访问洛杉矶，受命保卫女王的弗兰克只能挤出时间调查诺德伯格被袭案，在拜访女王接待委员会首脑、商人兼议员文森特（里卡多•蒙特尔班 Ricardo Montalban 饰）时，弗兰克敏锐的嗅到其与贩毒案的关联，文森特方面则暗示美女助理珍•斯班瑟（普瑞希拉•普雷斯利 Priscilla Presley 饰）接近弗兰克，以便取得警方第一手信息。文森特如此心虚，是因为他受人委托刺杀英国女王，而看上去毫不靠谱的弗兰克，此时是文森特眼中的头号大敌……
回复 :哈利在德思礼的家里，焦急地等待校长的来访，邓布利多带他到一个神秘的地方，告诉他和哈瑞斯制服伏地魔的方aaa。在魔法学校，哈利、罗恩和赫敏继续着三人小组的学习；斯内普教授仍时不时找哈利的麻烦。r在一次课上，哈利和赫敏无意中发现了一本奇书，书上每页都有混血王子详细的手写注释，繁重的功课让哈利没时间研究此书，但在关键时刻这本书总能带给他好运。r圣诞节后，罗恩度过了一个并不愉快但却十分新奇的生日...
回复 :Anna is stuck: she's approaching 30, living like a hermit in her mum's garden shed and wondering why the suffragettes ever bothered. She spends her days making videos using her thumbs as actors - thumbs that bicker about things like whether Yogi Bear is a moral or existential nihilist. But Anna doesn't show these videos to anyone and no one knows what they are for. A week before her birthday her Mum serves her an ultimatum - she needs to move out of the shed, get a haircut that doesn't put her gender in question and stop dressing like a homeless teenager. Naturally, Anna tells her Mum to "back the f-off". However, when her school friend comes to visit, Anna's self-imposed isolation becomes impossible to maintain. Soon she is entangled with a troubled eight year old boy obsessed with Westerns, and the local estate agent whose awkward interpersonal skills continually undermine his attempts to seduce her.
