电影由三个相互关联的小故事组成。国王（约翰·C·赖利 John C. Reilly 饰）最宠爱的除了蛮横娇纵的公主维奥拉（蓓蓓·卡芙 Bebe Cave 饰）外，圣特就是他的宠物跳蚤了，圣特让所有人都没有想到的是，小小的跳蚤，竟然长成了绵羊的大小。女王（萨尔玛·海耶克 Salma Hayek 饰）常年被不孕之病困扰，国王用自己的生命换来了海兽的心脏给女王吃，如此便可药到病除，哪知道不仅仅是女王怀孕了，为女王烹饪心脏的侍女也怀孕了，两人于同一时间生下了孩子。国王爱上了在城堡下面唱歌的女子，他并不知道的是，这位女子的真身其实是一位丑陋的老巫婆，而她还有这一个双生姐妹。国王邀请她们其中的一位同自己共度良宵，哪知道被卷入了一场动乱之中。
回复 :影片改编自《锅匠，裁缝，士兵，间谍》作者约翰·勒·卡雷的小说。故事发生在当代的德国汉堡。一名神秘男子来到当地的穆斯林社区寻求帮助。此人有着一半车臣和一半俄罗斯血统，身上受了很严重的伤。他来到这里的目的是收回他父亲的巨额不法所得。周围人都人都对他的身份表示怀疑。他究竟是一名受害者还是一名贼，抑或更糟糕的，有着极端恐怖的目的？卷入这件事的还有一名英国银行家以及一名年轻的女律师。与此同时，一名老道的德国间谍也在时刻监视着他们，试图解开神秘男子的葫芦里究竟卖的什么药。
回复 :A young American clerk Anthony, who was recently divorced, led a lonely lifestyle. His old friend Matt did not answer calls for several days and it looked like he left somewhere without warning any of his friends. One day, sounds were heard from Matt's apartment and Anthony went to check what happened there. Suddenly, he stumbled upon an unfamiliar, beautiful girl and fell in surprise and hit his head. As it turned out, the girl was Natasha, Matt's girlfriend. Matt heard the sound and rushed in. He and Natasha carried Anthony to his apartment. The next day, Matt and Natasha told Anthony they had just returned from Russia and advised him to go there where he could find a beautiful bride. Natasha assured Anthony that Russia is a very safe place and lots of fun things going on. After some hesitation, Anthony went to Russia. Having settled into the hotel, and rested, in the evening he went to the bar, where he met a lonely, dancing, beautiful blonde named Nina. One of the bar visitors warns Anthony that Nina was a witch and could not be kissed. Anthony didn't take it seriously. The couple had fun at the restaurant and Nina invited Anthony to her home. Well drunk, Anthony agreed.
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回复 :Camille, a young woman who arrives at the Fairfield Academy following one of the student's untimely and violent death.
